Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.
Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.
Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I’m trying to tell you that I’m evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!
Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
godbastian-deactivated20201108:
pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment































